Old is When…

  • Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!”
  • Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
  • A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
  • Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
  • You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
  • You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor, instead of by the police.
  • Getting a little action means you don’t need to take any fiber today.
  • Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
  • An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.
  • AND, old is when… you’re not sure if these are jokes.

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