- Your dog rides in the truck more than your wife.
- You’ve never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
- You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
- You have used a chainsaw to remodel your house.
- You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.
- You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor’s livestock.
- You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
- You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
- You wave at every vehicle whether you know them or not.
- You have used something other than paper as toilet paper.
- Over 80% of your clothing came from ranch supply store.
- Your family instantly becomes silent when the weather comes on.
I am seven out of the 12. The darn town has grown up around me. I can add that I have stopped to let sheep cross the road. snd when I was young we had lots of shirts that were made from the chicken feed sacks. So I am a 50/50.Half a Ranch and Half a Farmer.
Great article