You May Be A Rancher If…

  1. Your dog rides in the truck more than your wife.
  2. You’ve never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
  3. You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
  4. You have used a chainsaw to remodel your house.
  5. You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.
  6. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbor’s livestock.
  7. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
  8. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
  9. You wave at every vehicle whether you know them or not.
  10. You have used something other than paper as toilet paper.
  11. Over 80% of your clothing came from ranch supply store.
  12. Your family instantly becomes silent when the weather comes on.

2 responses to “You May Be A Rancher If…

  1. I am seven out of the 12. The darn town has grown up around me. I can add that I have stopped to let sheep cross the road. snd when I was young we had lots of shirts that were made from the chicken feed sacks. So I am a 50/50.Half a Ranch and Half a Farmer.

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